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fleetcaptain:

jumpin on the bandwagon >> penguins
posted 2 weeks ago with 1,156 notes via lokisafulltiltdiva and ostarlord
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kimpissible:

its so sad that every boy who dresses remotely nice is labeled as gay like thts not even offensive to gay people it just means straight boys dress like shit 

theheatofthesouth:

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

geizler:

shoutout to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

juneplums:

me: I hate arguing

also me: I want him to say something to me so I can go the fuck off on his bitch ass!!!!!!!!

crapaccino:

squldward:

hey guys its fall u know what that means

only gotta shave when ur gonna get laid

so

never

dicktho:

bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah

tinker-bell-in-wonderland:

that-punny-person:

waywardcastiel:

I got a text from a number i didn’t recognise today and i sent them the ENTIRETY of the lotr: fellowship of the ring script

that isn’t even 1/20th of it IM LAUGHIN SO HARD

You are my hero.

intensional:

i know so much about shows i have never watched because of tumblr

nosdrinker:

we’re gonna be weird adults