when someone really cute calls you cute first
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
I’ve already reblogged this, and there will be a day when I will not reblog this, but today is not that day.
harry styles crosses the state line. “idaho,” he reads. “no, you da ho,” he says to himself, laughing as he wonders what the fuck he’s doing in idaho
Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free
you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud
When you step in something on the floor with bare feet
Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under
"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression
when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame