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earthdad:

when someone really cute calls you cute first

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giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

Let’s make ashton running to the van the most reblogged gif on Tumblr.

allthe-larryftziams-littlethings:

hoodcalvm:

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I’ve already reblogged this, and there will be a day when I will not reblog this, but today is not that day.

thicccc:

harry styles crosses the state line. “idaho,” he reads. “no, you da ho,” he says to himself, laughing as he wonders what the fuck he’s doing in idaho

dressgoodactbad:

Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.

jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

emmysaurus:

When you step in something on the floor with bare feet
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vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

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jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

titytwochainz:

when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame

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eatingisfab:

Tips on Studying

*open a book*

*read the first sentence*

*understand it very well*

*then slowly close your eyes*